The Tavern Bards of the Incident
Chroniclers of the Fartbucket-Tavern-Incident
Notable Bards
Melody Brightstrings
- First to compose “The Ballad of the Burping Brew”
- Was actually present during the incident
- Claims the sparkles improved her singing voice
Jorvin Thundernotes
- Composed “Bubble and Trouble: A Dwarven Brewing Tale”
- Added magical effects to his performance that mimic the incident
- Regular performer at the Burping Dragon
Lila Sweetverse
- Created “The Sparklebeard Shanty”
- Specializes in comedic retellings of the event
- Interviews witnesses for new verses
Famous Songs
- “The Ballad of the Burping Brew”
- “Bubble and Trouble”
- “The Sparklebeard Shanty”
- “When the Brewery Went Boom”
- “Fartbucket’s Folly”
Legacy
Their songs have become standard repertoire in Khazad-Morr’s taverns, particularly during the annual Fartbucket Festival. The Guild Masters officially recognize these works as historical documentation.
Annual Performance
All three bards return to the Burping Dragon each year to perform during the anniversary of the incident, complete with magical special effects (now properly contained).