Thorgrim Goldbeard
Member of the Beardless Three, Head of Brewing Testing
Overview
Senior member of the Guild Masters and Head of the Brewers’ Guild Testing Committee. His golden beard was a symbol of pride until the Fartbucket-Tavern-Incident forced him to shave it due to persistent magical sparkles.
Official Positions
- Head of Brewers’ Guild Testing Committee
- Senior Guild Masters member
- Experimental Brewing Supervisor
- Safety Protocol Developer
Role in the Incident
- Approved Fartbucket’s experiment
- Present during the Giggling Geode demonstration
- First to notice the keg’s dangerous vibration
- Last to evacuate (ensuring others’ safety)
Post-Incident
- Founded the “Beardless Brotherhood”
- Developed new testing protocols
- Beard regrown but sparkles during full moons
- Maintains a sense of humor about the incident
Current Activities
- Oversees Khazad-Morr Brewing Competition
- Consults at the Burping Dragon
- Lectures on brewing safety
- Mentors young brewers
Notable Quotes
“A sparkling beard may be pretty, but a safe brew is prettier.”
“Fartbucket taught us all that innovation needs proper containment.”