The Beardless Three
Guild Masters Affected by the Fartbucket-Tavern-Incident
Overview
Three prominent members of the Guild Masters who were forced to shave their beards due to persistent magical sparkles following the Giggling Geode incident.
The Members
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Thorgrim Goldbeard (formerly)
- Head of the Brewers’ Guild Testing Committee
- First to approve Fartbucket’s experiment
- Beard now regrown but occasionally sparkles during full moons
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Daina Silverbeard (formerly)
- Chief of Magical Safety Protocols
- Ironically wrote the pre-incident safety guidelines
- Used the opportunity to establish new containment procedures
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Baldin Copperbeard (formerly)
- Master of Apprentice Oversight
- Actually enjoyed the sparkles but shaved in solidarity
- Now requires triple safety checks for all experiments
Cultural Impact
- Created the “Beardless Brotherhood” support group
- Inspired new magical containment protocols
- Annual “Clean Shave” fundraiser for brewing safety
- Subject of several popular tavern songs
Legacy
The incident led to the creation of the “Beardless Clause” in all experimental brewing permits, requiring proper magical containment to prevent beard-related incidents.