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Fartbucket

Chaotic Neutral Dwarf Artificer

Character Information

  • Player: Unknown
  • Race: Mountain Dwarf
  • Class: Artificer (Alchemist)
  • Level: 5
  • Background: Guild Artisan (Brewer)
  • Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Ability Scores

  • Strength: 14 (+2)
  • Dexterity: 12 (+1)
  • Constitution: 16 (+3)
  • Intelligence: 16 (+3)
  • Wisdom: 10 (+0)
  • Charisma: 8 (-1)

Combat Stats

  • Armor Class: 16 (Scale Mail + Shield)
  • Initiative: +1
  • Speed: 25 ft.
  • Hit Points: 44 (5d8 + 15)
  • Hit Dice: 5d8

Skills

Proficiencies:

  • History (+5)
  • Investigation (+5)
  • Medicine (+2)
  • Brewer’s Supplies (+5)
  • Tinker’s Tools (+5)
  • Alchemist’s Supplies (+5)

Features & Traits

  • Darkvision: 60 ft.
  • Dwarven Resilience: Advantage on poison saves
  • Tool Expertise: Double proficiency with tools
  • Magical Tinkering
  • Infuse Item
  • The Right Tool for the Job
  • Alchemist Specialist:
    • Experimental Elixir (2/day)
    • Additional Elixir options

Equipment

  • Scale Mail
  • Shield
  • Warhammer
  • Light Crossbow with 20 bolts
  • Brewer’s Supplies
  • Tinker’s Tools
  • Alchemist’s Supplies
  • Dungeoneer’s Pack
  • Component Pouch
  • 25 gp

Backstory

A skilled dwarven brewer who discovered that combining his brewing expertise with artificer magic led to… explosive results. Earned the nickname “Fartbucket” after a particularly volatile experimental brew caused an entire tavern to be evacuated due to noxious fumes. Now travels the realm seeking new ingredients and pushing the boundaries of what’s possible (and advisable) in brewing.

đź“ś The Full Story of the Drunken Dragon Incident

Notable Quotes

“It’s not an explosion, it’s an unplanned rapid fermentation!”

“The smell means it’s working!”

“By my beard, that batch was stronger than expected…”

Current Goals

  1. Perfect the “Belching Brew” potion
  2. Find rare ingredients for experimental elixirs
  3. Prove that brewing and artificer magic are a legitimate combination
  4. Replicate the Giggling Geode recipe (but with better containment)

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