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Notable Tavern Regulars

Present During the Fartbucket-Tavern-Incident

Regular Patrons

Brunhilda Strongarm

  • Position: Local Blacksmith
  • Incident Role: Helped barricade doors
  • Famous for: Using her smithing apron as emergency face protection
  • Current: Tells incident story at her forge daily

Drugan Meadlover

  • Position: Professional Ale Taster
  • Incident Role: First to taste Giggling Geode
  • Claim to Fame: Longest lasting musical burps (7 days, 8 hours)
  • Current: Burping Dragon quality control

Finn Lightfoot

  • Position: Halfling Merchant
  • Incident Role: Smallest evacuation route scout
  • Notable: Found emergency exit through keg room
  • Current: Leads “Escape Route Tours”

Olga Brewmaster

  • Position: Retired Brew Master
  • Incident Role: Identified initial warning signs
  • Expertise: Predicted the resonance cascade
  • Current: Technical consultant for reenactments

Staff Members

Marta Quickpour

  • Position: Head Barmaid
  • Incident Role: Organized evacuation
  • Known for: Saved most valuable kegs
  • Current: Burping Dragon Manager

Durin Barrelroller

  • Position: Cellar Master
  • Incident Role: Sealed lower levels
  • Achievement: Preserved vintage collection
  • Current: Leads cellar safety training

Regular Visitors

Gimli Truthteller

  • Position: Town Chronicler
  • Incident Role: Official record keeper
  • Famous for: Most accurate incident account
  • Current: Brewers’ Guild Museum Historian

Kilda Sparkweaver

  • Position: Artificer-in-Training
  • Incident Role: Attempted magical containment
  • Notable: Apprentice to Grimna Sparkweaver
  • Current: Resonance Safety Expert

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