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Drugan Meadlover

Professional Ale Taster and Giggling Geode Survivor

Overview

A highly respected professional ale taster who holds the dubious honor of being the first to taste Fartbucket’s Giggling Geode brew. Known for experiencing the longest-lasting musical burps following the Fartbucket-Tavern-Incident.

Professional History

  • Title: Master Ale Taster
  • Years of Experience: 45
  • Specialties: Experimental brews, magical fermentation
  • Current Role: Burping Dragon Quality Control

Incident Experience

  • First official taster of Giggling Geode
  • Longest recorded magical burping (7 days, 8 hours)
  • Developed “sparkle palette” phenomenon
  • Primary witness for Guild Masters investigation

Current Responsibilities

  • Head of Quality Control at Burping Dragon
  • Magical brew safety consultant
  • Training new tasters
  • Incident tour guide

Legacy

  • Created “Meadlover’s Tasting Protocol”
  • Established safety guidelines for tasters
  • Documented “Magical Brew Effects Scale”
  • Featured in Tavern Bards songs

Notable Quotes

“The sparkles were actually quite pleasant… it was the music that got to me.”

“Seven days of musical burping changes a dwarf forever.”

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